I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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