Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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