I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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