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(916): View more from California

My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.

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(480): View more from Arizona

With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?

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(206): View more from Washington

After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.

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(571): View more from Virginia

What are you bringing to class tomorrow?

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sorrow

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