wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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