I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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