Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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