we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I had to cum in my sink.
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