Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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