fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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