So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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