we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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