Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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