Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Less talking, more tequila
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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