the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
