either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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