Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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