I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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