Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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