i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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