im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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