the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this just has baby written all over it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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