I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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