turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I will be naked everywhere
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
