"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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