He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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