i don't plan on having that self control this summer
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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