I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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