Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Barsexuality is the new black.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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