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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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