found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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