Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
