OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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