everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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