I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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