porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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