Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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