our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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