I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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