Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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