So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I supernannyed him into submission
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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