Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
