I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
COCAINE IS GR8
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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