I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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