I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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