ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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