anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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