There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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