Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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