TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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