My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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