guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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