What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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