I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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