I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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