on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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