Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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